Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies Gaz invites Donna's 16 year old brother over to stay. Janet and Kelly hatch a plan to save the Archer from closing, which involves Kelly being taken hostage. Louise thinks she may be pregnant and tries to discover who the father is. Jonny tries to discover if he's really straight or not. Donna asks Gaz to get married.

Starring:

Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith, Will Mellor

Genre:

Drama, Comedy, Romance, Crime, Mystery